Cum Say Hello in Ft. Lauderdale This Weekend!
Hey you guys! Things are going fantastic with me so far this month, hope you all are doing good too. I love talking to all my fans on Twitter especially, you guys are the bomb! Follow me on there if you're not already @kimoraklein, I am an extremely active tweeter/twitter/spontaneously horny girl that posts a lot of dirty pictures. Onto the great news though, as I type this I'm in the midst of packing boxes of my DVDs, magazines and 8x10s for this weekend's EXXXOTICA show at Broward Convention Center in Fort Lauderdale! I will be signing at the Xcitement Magazine booth #216 (on the right wall) this Friday, May 31st to Sunday, June 2nd. Come by, its totally worth it! I do appreciate seeing all your faces so be sure to say hi and check out a new DVD I'll be selling! I've got a little bit of everything for everyone at awesome prices. Come out and support your local porn star! ;)
Look at these goodies!!! (click to embiggen)
Happy New Year
Hey everyone! No, I'm not gone forever nor did I retire. I admit, I'm a little bad with updating my website. Things changed a lot since my accident and I've been having to primarily focus on my office day job more than porn for two reasons: I'm not able to travel easily because I work and I have these surgery scars on my hips. Don't get me wrong -- I consider myself VERY lucky that I found out I have a skill set in marketing and sales so I'm doing extremely well at my job and probably make the same (if not more) income there as I would in porn. That, and working at the office is steady, guaranteed money. On top of that I work as a freelance graphic designer since I've been doing that since I was 15 and am holding down a solid contract with a small business.
In other news, it IS a new year and for the first time ever I've actually made some resolution/goal things cause I feel they're necessary.
1. Find a new workout routine to tone
Notice how I said "TONE", I'm not in this to lose weigh per se. I've gained 40lbs in the past year but its all gone to my legs and ass which I'm pretty okay with. I just want to tighten everything up a little.
2. Find 2-3 new friends with benefits
It sucks a lot and I even cried a little but I had to cut a dude out of my life. We had been fucking since maybe '08? The dick was fantastic so I put up with him selling me out and talking down to me every once in a while but I finally realized (with the help of my girl friends) that I'm goddamn Kimora Klein and I don't need to be putting up with shit like that. It sounds really vain and egotistical but it's true. I usually get what I want when I want when it comes to getting laid. HOPEFULLY, it shouldn't be too hard to find a few good men that are great in bed/on kitchen counters/in club bathrooms/backseats that can also hold somewhat intelligent conversation every once in a while.
3. Eat more raw and whole foods
As you should know by now, I'm vegan. I have been since for almost 5 years now. I have become a very lazy vegan though, eating noodles and pasta and not as many fruits and veggies like I should be. I've been watching a lot of food documentaries lately (Vegucated is particularly inspiring) and I realized I may have more energy and less medical issues if I didn't eat such processed garbage. Even veggie burgers are full of filler and sometimes GMO soy. I want to start avoiding eating ingredients I can't pronounce and focus on eating more colorful food and pretty things that grow out of the ground. LET'S GO HUG TREES! No, seriously though. Veganism can be fantastic for you if you do it right, even just a single week out of the month. Research it.</hippiemoment>
4. Read more
Because NPR always suggests and reviews books. I've only read one of said books and I was blown away. I can't stand fiction (I was never on the Harry Potter train as a kid) but I love learning about new subjects. I am a WWII and French history buff, but I also read a lot on the human condition and sociology. Maybe its just me, but I get kinda extra excited when I see great authors on a man's shelf out the corner of my eye while I'm getting hammered and clawing at his mattress. That being said, look out for new books I'll be asking for on my wish list!
Ever since the car accident (it was 2 years ago as of Janurary 5th), I had to move out of Sara Jay's apartment and back in with my parents. Mostly because I couldn't take care of myself at all -- couldn't walk. Everything keeps delaying me in moving back out so that I'm closer to my job! I live fucking an entire hour south and drive a total of about 90 miles a day to and from Ft. Lauderdale. The gas is too much money and the drive gives me constant anxiety attacks that I'm gonna get hit by another crazy Florida driver. My childhood friend is looking for a job in Miami so I'm crossing my fingers that she finds a good one and can be my roommate maybe somewhere near North Miami or Aventura because I like that area and want to be by the beach.
6. SHOOT MORE PORN!
That's all the ones I've thought of for now. Do you have any serious resolutions for the year or does that kinda shit matter to you? I'm actually going to focus on goal dates for these things (especially the fuck buddy one, I haven't gotten laid in a hot minute). And here's a tidbit for you that may help you with your resolutions…something I've learned in the sales world: If you set a goal but don't set a date to reach it, you WILL get sidetracked.
Love you all, thanks for sticking by me... and happy new year!
You guys! I'm so happy to tell you that I've finally finished my outpatient physical therapy sessions I was getting three times a week since March. I've been officially deemed "fully independent" by both my therapists and orthopedic surgeon, and to be honest, I didn't have to be told that! I've been getting back out to the clubs with my girlfriends maybe twice a month or so, going out with my parents to run errands, shopping around for a new car!, and the like. There's nothing I can't do that I can think of aside from lay on my side (it hurts my hip) or sit cross-legged as I'm not quite that flexible yet.
I'll tell you what I AM flexible enough to do again... give awesome head! Yeah baby! Recently I met up with one of my favorite big cock fuck buddies and I gave him about 20 minutes of signature Kimora deep throat! We didn't quite get to fuck due to some time limitations (next time!), but I was so wildly happy that I could get cum in the back of my throat and do that, even after having two metal plates implanted in my jaw post-accident! So don't worry about your club-hopping, Blasian slut anymore, I'm doing pretty well! ;)
Although I may be doing better, I'm still pretty much broke (aside from being able to buy necessities like groceries). AND I still have tons of medical bills to handle, which will never stop being intimidating for a 21-year-old. My parents are helping me to a certain extent to pay some smaller bills, but even my ambulance ride to the hospital alone was $700! So with that said, please don't forget about HelpKimora.com. Every donation is super appreciated, and I'll even send you free stuff!
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